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We're Just Like You, Only Prettier

We're Just Like You, Only Prettier
  • Author : Celia Rivenbark
  • Publisher : Unknown
  • Release Date : 2010-04-01
  • Total pages : 288
  • ISBN : 9781429908252
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Summary : "On the short drive to the preschool, I dutifully unwrap a NutriGrain bar and toss it into the back seat to my four-year-old. Sometimes I'll even unwrap one for myself. Studies have shown that it's very important for familes to eat together. . . . " Why couldn't the Sopranos survive living down South? Simple. You can't shoot a guy full of holes after eating chicken and pastry, spoon bread, okra, and tomatoes. What does a Southern woman consider grounds for divorce? When Daddy takes the kids out in public dressed in pajama tops and Tweety Bird swim socks. Again. What is the Southern woman's opinion of a new "fat virus" theory? Bring it on! We've got a lot of skinny friends we need to sneeze on. Want to become honest-to-Jesus white trash? Spend two weeks' salary on hair extensions and pancake makeup for your three-year-old so she can win a five-dollar trophy in the Wee Tiny Miss pageant and the adoration of, well, nobody much. What does the Southern woman think of Paul McCartney's marriage to a model thirty years younger? We're not surprised. Statistically speaking, it's almost impossible for billionaires to discover that their soulmates are fifty-five and restocking the shampoo end caps at Kmart. In this wickedly funny follow-up to her bestselling Bless Your Heart, Tramp, Celia Rivenbark welcomes you, once again, to the south she loves, the land of "Mama and them's," "precious and dahlin," and mommies who mow. Ya'll come back now, you hear.

The Pacific

The Pacific
  • Author : Anonim
  • Publisher : Unknown
  • Release Date : 1915
  • Total pages : 229
  • ISBN : UCSC:32106020201411
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The Windsor Magazine

The Windsor Magazine
  • Author : Anonim
  • Publisher : Unknown
  • Release Date : 1909
  • Total pages : 229
  • ISBN : SRLF:A0004063657
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Winter Fun

Winter Fun
  • Author : William O. Stoddard
  • Publisher : Unknown
  • Release Date : 1903
  • Total pages : 273
  • ISBN : NYPL:33433082257142
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Winter fun. From 'St. Nicholas' magazine'.

Winter fun. From 'St. Nicholas' magazine'.
  • Author : William Osborn Stoddard
  • Publisher : Unknown
  • Release Date : 1886
  • Total pages : 229
  • ISBN : OXFORD:590945879
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Plays

Plays
  • Author : Harry Lee Newton
  • Publisher : Unknown
  • Release Date : 1911
  • Total pages : 229
  • ISBN : HARVARD:HXDM2H
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College Chap

College Chap
  • Author : Harry Lee Newton,John Pierre Roche
  • Publisher : Unknown
  • Release Date : 1911
  • Total pages : 60
  • ISBN : IOWA:31858023951969
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St. Nicholas

St. Nicholas
  • Author : Anonim
  • Publisher : Unknown
  • Release Date : 1884
  • Total pages : 229
  • ISBN : PRNC:32101065274837
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American Book Publishing Record

American Book Publishing Record
  • Author : Anonim
  • Publisher : Unknown
  • Release Date : 2004
  • Total pages : 229
  • ISBN : UOM:39015066043178
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Young England

Young England
  • Author : Anonim
  • Publisher : Unknown
  • Release Date : 2022
  • Total pages : 229
  • ISBN : OXFORD:555031499
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A Dollar Short

A Dollar Short
  • Author : Karin Gillespie
  • Publisher : Unknown
  • Release Date : 2006-06-02
  • Total pages : 336
  • ISBN : 0743287088
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Summary : Living from paycheck to paycheck is one way of living on the edge. When a wronged wife puts her hometown on the Hollywood star map, will she get a second chance at good fortune? A Dollar Short is a hilarious page-turner worth every last cent.

The North Carolina Historical Review

The North Carolina Historical Review
  • Author : Anonim
  • Publisher : Unknown
  • Release Date : 2005
  • Total pages : 229
  • ISBN : UVA:X030052560
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McClure's Magazine

McClure's Magazine
  • Author : Anonim
  • Publisher : Unknown
  • Release Date : 1904
  • Total pages : 229
  • ISBN : UCAL:$B199979
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Carolina Comments

Carolina Comments
  • Author : Anonim
  • Publisher : Unknown
  • Release Date : 2004
  • Total pages : 229
  • ISBN : UFL:32103014527430
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Stop Dressing Your Six-Year-Old Like a Skank

Stop Dressing Your Six-Year-Old Like a Skank
  • Author : Celia Rivenbark
  • Publisher : Unknown
  • Release Date : 2007-09-04
  • Total pages : 272
  • ISBN : 1429918810
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Summary : Celia Rivenbark's essays about life in today's South are like caramel popcorn---sweet, salty, and utterly irresistible Celia Rivenbark is a master at summing up the South in all its glorious excesses and contradictions. In this collection of screamingly funny essays, you'll discover: * How to get your kid into a character breakfast at Disneyworld (or run the risk of eating chicken out of a bucket with Sneezy) * Secrets of Celebrity Moms (don't hate them because they're beautiful when there are so many other reasons to hate them) * EBay addiction and why "It ain't worth having if it ain't on eBay" (Whoa! Is that Willie Nelson's face in your grits?) * Why today's children's clothes make six-year-olds look like Vegas showgirls with an abundance of anger issues * And so much more! Rivenbark is an intrepid explorer and acid commentator on the land south of the Mason-Dixon line.

Lippincott's Magazine of Popular Literature and Science

Lippincott's Magazine of Popular Literature and Science
  • Author : Anonim
  • Publisher : Unknown
  • Release Date : 1879
  • Total pages : 229
  • ISBN : UIUC:30112079450026
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Lippincott's Monthly Magazine, a Popular Journal of General Literature

Lippincott's Monthly Magazine, a Popular Journal of General Literature
  • Author : Anonim
  • Publisher : Unknown
  • Release Date : 1879
  • Total pages : 229
  • ISBN : UCAL:B5213345
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Everybody's Magazine

Everybody's Magazine
  • Author : Anonim
  • Publisher : Unknown
  • Release Date : 1909
  • Total pages : 229
  • ISBN : IND:32000000683625
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100 of the Most Shocking Reviews We're Just Like You, Only Prettier

100 of the Most Shocking Reviews We're Just Like You, Only Prettier
  • Author : Anna Penning
  • Publisher : Unknown
  • Release Date : 2013-02
  • Total pages : 44
  • ISBN : 5458812263
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Summary : In this book, we have hand-picked the most sophisticated, unanticipated, absorbing (if not at times crackpot!), original and musing book reviews of "We're Just Like You, Only Prettier: Confessions of a Tarnished Southern Belle." Don't say we didn't warn you: these reviews are known to shock with their unconventionality or intimacy. Some may be startled by their biting sincerity; others may be spellbound by their unbridled flights of fantasy. Don't buy this book if: 1. You don't have nerves of steel. 2. You expect to get pregnant in the next five minutes. 3. You've heard it all.

McBride's Magazine

McBride's Magazine
  • Author : Anonim
  • Publisher : Unknown
  • Release Date : 1879
  • Total pages : 229
  • ISBN : UOM:39015047667020
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Mrs. Keats Bradford

Mrs. Keats Bradford
  • Author : Maria Louise Pool
  • Publisher : Unknown
  • Release Date : 1892
  • Total pages : 309
  • ISBN : WISC:89098003528
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