Christmas Madness Mayhem And Mall Santas

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Christmas Madness, Mayhem, and Mall Santas

Christmas Madness, Mayhem, and Mall Santas
  • Author : Bonnie Daly
  • Publisher : Unknown
  • Release Date : 2013-10-21
  • Total pages : 90
  • ISBN : 1492934755
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Summary : Leaving no stone unturned—or present unwrapped—Christmas Madness, Mayhem, & Mall Santas takes you on a hilarious journey through the misadventures, mishaps, and misguided sentiments that we all deal with during the Christmas season. Be prepared to laugh in the face of holiday stress, as you delve into such topics as parent-proof packaging, cats vs. Christmas trees, bows that don't stick, lights that won't light, and husbands that won't help, as well as a multitude of other misaligned, multifaceted merriment.

The Totally Disturbing Christmas Joke Book

The Totally Disturbing Christmas Joke Book
  • Author : Bonnie Daly
  • Publisher : Unknown
  • Release Date : 2014-10-15
  • Total pages : 28
  • ISBN : 1502780852
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Summary : The Totally Disturbing Christmas Joke Book: 100 Delightfully Demented Jokes Designed to Jingle Your Sleigh Bells--with jokes such as: "Why does Santa go down the Chimney? Because slithering up the sewer pipe makes his suit smell," and "Why do you hang ornaments on a Christmas tree? Because hanging them on your paraplegic uncle is just wrong"--is a compilation of edgy, twisted, festive fun, sure to liven up your holiday season.

The Totally Lame Joke Book

The Totally Lame Joke Book
  • Author : Bonnie Daly
  • Publisher : Unknown
  • Release Date : 2014-02-27
  • Total pages : 110
  • ISBN : 1495293920
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Summary : Bursting with jokes that will make you laugh till you cry--or perhaps cry till you laugh--The Totally Lame Joke Book covers a wide range of topics, including everything from rednecks to farm animals, aliens to frogs, and old ladies to proctologists. It's a truly hilarious, fresh line up of original riddles that anyone of any age will enjoy.

Prescription for Laughter

Prescription for Laughter
  • Author : Bonnie Daly
  • Publisher : Unknown
  • Release Date : 2015-01-22
  • Total pages : 44
  • ISBN : 1507587937
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Summary : Given that some people firmly believe laughter's the best medicine, Prescription for Laughter is designed to tickle your funny bone and help you focus on the funnier side of life while you recuperate. Side effects may include: Giggling, chuckling, grinning like an idiot, and feeling much, much better far sooner than expected.

When Elves Attack

When Elves Attack
  • Author : Tim Dorsey
  • Publisher : Unknown
  • Release Date : 2011-10-25
  • Total pages : 208
  • ISBN : 9780062092854
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Summary : “The undisputed king of the comic crime novel.” —Providence Journal Nobody does Florida weirdness quite like Tim Dorsey! Case in point: When Elves Attack, the New York Times bestselling author’s twisted Christmas present to his legion of adoring fans who can’t get enough of thrill-killer and Sunshine State historian Serge A. Storms, the most endearing psychopath since Dexter. Dorsey offers the perfect antidote for all those sappy feel-good holiday stories with this zany blockbuster extravaganza in which his wonderfully deranged serial killer Floridaphile delivers his special brand of Christmas cheer. More outrageous than Santa Claus in a Speedo, When Elves Attack serves up a Yuletide feast of the “pure gonzo humor” the New York Times Book Review enthusiastically attributes to this fearlessly funny writer. Think Bad Santa and National Lampoon’s Family Vacation, blend in Dorsey’s trademark appetite for destruction, and you’ve got hilarious crime fiction black comedy that anyone would be thrilled to discover stuffed in their Christmas stocking.

The Onion Presents: Christmas Exposed

The Onion Presents: Christmas Exposed
  • Author : The Onion Staff
  • Publisher : Unknown
  • Release Date : 2011-10-25
  • Total pages : 176
  • ISBN : 9781594745423
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Summary : Christmas wouldn’t be Christmas without impulse-priced holiday gift books—and now The Onion has unleashed its award-winning team of investigative journalists upon the genre. Christmas Exposed features more than one hundred shocking tales of Secret Santas, shopping mall mayhem, dysfunctional family dinners, and much, much more.

Tinsel

Tinsel
  • Author : Hank Stuever
  • Publisher : Unknown
  • Release Date : 2009-10-14
  • Total pages : 352
  • ISBN : 9780547427577
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Summary : A heartfelt, hilarious look at the evolution of a half-trillion-dollar American holiday Hank Stuever turns his unerring eye for the idiosyncrasies of modern life to Frisco, Texas, a suburb at once all-American and completely itself, to tell the story of the nation’s most over-the-top celebration: Christmas. Stuever starts the narrative as so many start the Christmas season: standing in line with the people waiting to purchase flat-screen TVs on Black Friday. From there he follows three of Frisco's true holiday believers as they navigate through the Nativity and all its attendant crises. Tammie Parnell, an eternally optimistic suburban mom, is the proprietor of "Two Elves with a Twist," a company that decorates other people's big houses for Christmas. Jeff and Bridgette Trykoski own that house every town has: the one with the visible-from-space, jaw-dropping Christmas lights. And single mother Carol Cavazos just hopes that the life-affirming moments of Christmas might overcome the struggles of the rest of the year. Stuever's portraits of the happy, mega-churchy, shop-until-you-drop community in Tinsel are revealing and riotously funny, showing how our ancient rituals of celebration have survived—and succumbed to—the test of time.

Slay Bells

Slay Bells
  • Author : Jo Gibson
  • Publisher : Unknown
  • Release Date : 2000-09-01
  • Total pages : 223
  • ISBN : 0786012498
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Summary : Enjoying the holiday shopping season at the new local mall, Diana Connelly is horrified when she and her friends are trapped there during a snow storm and a twisted killer begins checking off a list of his own. Reissue.